Zombie Restraint Device
You Must Be 21 years of age or much older to Watch This Video. This is a terrible depiction of violence involving a Zombie being stabbed in the neck and shot, point blank in the head.
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You are the first to see it, right here, right now. A real flesh eating, walking dead, dangerous as all get out Zombie in a real, specially made Zombie Restraint Device. This particular one was purchased from a specialty shop in New York City ( you can get one there too. I like the ones I bought for me and my family. We have 15 Zombies locked up down in the basement. We like to mess with their heads in the evening. It’s something to do.